I guess something like this was inevitable, right? This new gadget snaps onto your best friend’s collar and “measures your dog’s activities, giving you a new perspective on day-to-day behavior and long-term health trends. Check in from your phone, share memorable moments with family and friends, and make informed decisions with your vet.” The device looks like this:

Though I sound a bit disdainful, I’m pretty sure I would have bought one of these for my dog when he was alive.